Call me X. 24. Long Beach, California. Fiction Fiction Fiction and bro-bashing here.
Anonymous:
I have a crush on you. I'm so sorry

no need to be sorry good lookin’! <3 <3

you can rest easy knowing I am the actual worst!! ~whew you dodged a bullet!~

the worst is when you’ve been sneezing over and over and someone has already said “bless you” like 3 times but you just can’t stop

it’s like “I don’t..ACHOO!”  ”Want you…ACHOOOO” “To bless me ACHOO!” “No mores!!! AChooooo”

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

image

austenchanted:

Persuasion (2007)

She understood him. He could not forgive her - but he could not be unfeeling. Though condemning her for the past, and considering it with high and unjust resentment, though perfectly careless of her, and though becoming attached to another, still he could not see her suffer, without the desire of giving her relief. It was a remainder of former sentiment; it was an impulse of pure, though unacknowledged friendship; it was a proof of his own warm and amiable heart, which she could not contemplate without emotions so compounded of pleasure and pain, that she knew not which prevailed.

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

raspbeary:

*gets down on my knees* mr iwata just hear me out

raspbeary:

*gets down on my knees* mr iwata just hear me out

brotherwife:

REPENT. u do not want to end up in HELL with BILL MAHER.

 
1 of 1471
Next page