Call me X. 24. Long Beach, California. Fiction Fiction Fiction and bro-bashing here.

i refuse, through sheer force of will, to be sick while traveling

Anonymous:
fraid gives good head?

wtf @_@

i am fighting off a cold right now

i had kale and vitamins for dinner

i really dont need this

Anonymous:
I'm pro-choice, but I just can't argue with people who say that having an abortion is the same as murdering. In the end, I always feel like I'm defending murder. But I won't change my mind. what can I say? I have no ammunition against this sort of argument

i would advise not arguing with them i am 100% serious

abortion is not the same as murder and can never be and don’t let the argument be framed that way to begin with

chances are, if someone truly believes this then they need something you cannot give them.

If he had asked ME what does integrity mean to you I would probably not have a job right now bc I can’t vouch for my actions under such circumstances

queermarauders:

I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should be, not as monsters, but as afflicted people.

princemaedhros:

guys I photoshopped power rangers behind elrond and can’t stop laughing

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God I’m so unfit for corporate life

Story time: our CEO flew in from Taiwan today. He sat all of us down and we had a team building meeting and 90% of it was avoiding looking at your friends in the eye because you’re trying to hold in laughter cause he would ask us things like “what does integrity mean to you”

I thought I wasn’t gonna get called on because a)why would the CEO know my name and b)even if he did its too hard to say

Of course he goes
“x. What is a T type personality? Do you know this term”
And I couldn’t help myself I blurted out “troublemaker???”
And that was the catalyst for everyone’s laughter and “you would know!” And “tell her to go home!”

Maybe one day I’ll act like a real person

 
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